Bluenecks

Hey, everybody. Happy Friday!! It's cold outside, and the leaves have mostly been blasted off of the trees by the frigid gusts this morning.

So...let's have a little chuckle, yeah?

I know there are groups that we all love to make fun of - blonds, celebrity moms, "they"...and rednecks.

Now, if you know me...you know that I come from awful proud redneck stock, thankyewverymuch.

However, I grew up in the Pacific Northwest. It's hard to get any further from Alabama than Puget Sound...unless you move to Alaska. (My dad tried it - he said it was cold and full of bears.)

So, when I saw this little beauty pop up into my inbox the other day...I just knew I had to share.


(Received from "The Good Clean Funnies List" (gcfl@gcfl.net))

Bluenecks: Northerners (Opposite of Rednecks)

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK IF...

- Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you
call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. Guilty

- You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." Yup

- You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY. BBJ thinks anything sour or hot is "'picy", so yeah

- You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking
on the side of the road. I'd love to pretend this was wrong...

- You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire
sauce" correctly. Wor-shteh-shire. What's the problem?

- You don't know what a moon pie is. I know, but I've never eaten a "real" one...

- You've never had an RC Cola. 'fraid not

- You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or
pickled. I have...just never outside of Alabama!

- You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. Too fussy for me...I'm all about getting dirty!

- You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've
seen are on road trips. Oh, come ON! That's just silly. Unless you're from California?

- You have no idea what a polecat is. Ok, no...I don't know what a polecat is. I just know they're skinny.

- You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on
your dog. If dogs are as difficult to dress as squirmy baby boys, then...yeah. I see a problem!

- You don't have bangs. Does sideswept hair count?

- You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow
up to get his own TV fishing show. Well, if the show brought in the money...then bring it on!

- You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato
sandwich. Oh, but I LOVE me a good tomato sandwich.

- You think more money should go to important scientific
research at your university than to pay the salary of the
head football coach. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sniff* Sorry.

- You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the
house. I think I have one somewhere..Dad would be disappointed if I didn't!

- You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed
stores. Umm, no.

- You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e.,
Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe
Dan, Mary Alice) Heh BBJ = Bubba Jyu

- You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie,
Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie) Myrnie, not a WORD. You too, Lo Gung.

- None of your fur coats are homemade. *snort*

Received from Laugh & Lift.

So...how'd y'all do? *smile* Happy Friday!