Friday, January 22, 2010

Holy Toledo, Batman!


It's not often that I can remember my conversations with BBJ well enough to share them here....but this one was a doozy.

(As I stood in the shower, behind a locked door)

Me: (showering)
BBJ: Why is the door locked?
Me: Because I locked it.
BBJ: Why?
Me: To keep you out.
BBJ: Why?
Me: Because I wanted to.
BBJ: Why?
Me: Because I'm the mommy.
BBJ: Why?
Me: Because you're my daughter
BBJ: Why?
Me: Because I gave birth to you.
BBJ: Why?
Me: Because you were inside of me.
BBJ: WHAT?!

Does this count as our first "Birds and the Bees" chat? Because that was totally easy - I could do that all day!
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11 comments:

  1. BuckeroomamaJanuary 22, 2010 at 4:40 AM

    LOL! I sometimes give out silly answers just to see if I'd shake them off. :)

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  2. a Tonggu MommaJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:37 AM

    You need to find some pregnant women, quick, to explain that. Otherwise she might think she grew out of your head or something.

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  3. MyrnieJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    and and and....oh, this conversation could go on forever. :)

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  4. SuJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    That's too funny. At least it was an incredulous "What!?", as opposed to, a mum-you're-so-silly "What..." that my older daughter gives me.

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  5. DebbieJanuary 22, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    Loving that! So, did you explain any further?

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  6. CarolJanuary 22, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Ah a shower without an audience? I can only dream of such.

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  7. Franzine KafkaJanuary 23, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    something tells me she'll bring this up again soon

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  8. The FifesJanuary 23, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    awwwww! i miss reading blogs, especially yours. Ican't figure out how to both fb and blog. :P oh well. As always, i love all your posts. You are so entertaining.

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  9. LiaJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    hahahahahahhaha so funny :)

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  10. SamanthaJanuary 25, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    That was totally not where I saw that going. :) But props to you for locking the door while you shower--take that privacy where you can get it, girl! :)

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  11. The Wi FamilyJanuary 29, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Love it!!! And I think that totally counts :) Such a cute picture too! I can't believe how grown up she looks.

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