If you give a kid a muffin...

If you give a big girl a muffin, she is going to want to pose "for the blog." 

If you give the middle child a muffin, you're not going to get a picture of it, because it's gone, dude. Like the wind. *whoosh*

If you give a baby a muffin, you're going to get a picture that looks like she eats dirt for fun. Because she'll carefully pick out every chocolate chip and leave the muffin behind. *

*I am fairly certain that not a crumb of muffin was harmed in the making of this photograph. The same cannot be said for the chocolate chips.